INTERNET SAYINGS

 Home is where you hang your @.

 A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

 You can't teach new mouse old clicks.

 The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

 Great groups from little icons grow.

 Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

 C: is the root of all directories.

 Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

 Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

 The modem is the message.

 Too many clicks spoil the browse.

 The geek shall inherit the earth.

 A chat has nine lives.

 Don't byte off more than you can view.

 Fax is stranger than fiction.

 What boots up must come down.

 Windows will never cease.

 Virtual reality is its own reward.

 Modulation in all things.

 A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

 There's no place like home.com.

 Know what to expect before you connect.

 Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

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